Rampe na jokes

1)Rampe Mumbai poora sutthud onji Kudla’da hotelug poyer. Alpa Manager na table’da mith nameplate’d “VARADA RAAJA BAANAAVARA” pan’d bareth ithnDge. Aikk Ramper ayeda kende-’niklu baanaavara’dakla?’ Manager : ‘ath’. Rampanne : ‘Niklena pudar Varadaraaja na?’ Manager-’ath daaye ancha kenvar?” Rampe kende-’bukka undu board’d barethnd ancha..!!’ Manager pande-’avua? Sunday holiday pand barethina. Vaarada Raja Bhaanuvara..’
2)Ora rampe kodapana [...]

Written on March 4, 2010 | Posted in Jokes, Jokes of the day | View Comments

Pappa enk kannadka bodu

Mage : Pappa yenk kannadka Bodu.
Amme : daaye maga.
Mage : Yenk Doorada vastu thojujji
Amme : (Showing the Sun) Avu yenchina maga.
Mage : Soorye
Amme : Aat doora thojini yavujja? Nanala yet doora thuvodu…???
Mage : Pappa yenk kannadka Bodu.
Amme : daaye maga.
Mage : Yenk Doorada vastu thojujji
Amme : (Showing the Sun) Avu yenchina maga.
Mage : Soorye
Amme : [...]

Written on February 28, 2010 | Posted in Jokes | View Comments

Watch Daaye Kandini ?

Police:: E gundana watch daaye kandini ?
Kaluve:: Yan kandiji ayene korni.
Police:: Aye nik yepa korni ?
Kaluve:: Yan bisathi thojanaga!!!!!!

Written on February 28, 2010 | Posted in Jokes | View Comments

Moojila No-Ball

Onji sala Lilli the great Australian fast bowler Kudla gu barper.. Oorudu poora suddi ye suddi…
Ramapanna aa suddi kendh… Lilli gu cricket gobbere invitation korper..
Ramapanna maata cricket dress padondu picth gh barper.
Lilli first ball.. Baari jordh baltond battud bowl malpuver… Ramapannag bowl tojune ijji!!!
Lilli second ball malpuver.. Avula rampannagh tojji..
Third baal paadnaga.. Umpire.. Jorudh.. “NO [...]

Written on February 28, 2010 | Posted in Jokes, Jokes of the day | View Comments